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Old Feb 22, 2007, 05:06 AM // 05:06   #21
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Necros: Flesh Golem+Ghials Staff corpse screwer
so true in PvE
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 03:35 PM // 15:35   #22
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I, as an assassin, find it hard to get invited to most parties becuase you see idiots running around in missions spamming Shadow Form at the beginning of the fight and dying 13 seconds later.
It doesn't really bother me though, things get done faster If I just hero/hench it lol.
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 11:13 PM // 23:13   #23
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Dervish: 5 enchants, 2 scythe attacks, and a rez. Whoo...
That is soooo my biult, but i got 1 form and 4 enchant.


Warrior: "i am using mending

Elementalist: I am the tank! FEAR ME! OH GOD, ENCHANT STRIP!

Mesmer:I am hot get me, even though all i nca do is make people frustrated

Ranger: "who the heck hurt of a bath?

Assassin:Ok, emm i gto shadow form and stoneflesh aura, so tanking is fine for me

monk:gay people with scar on them running and screaming "I am the king"

Ritualist: "You must feel pain, as long as u dont inter my long casting spell

Paragon:Gay geeks that keep on saying i am on fire and wear a skirt

deverish: Kid that act cool, all beacuse they wear a hood
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Old Mar 01, 2007, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #24
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A typical RA scenario…


Team 1:
Monk: You guys better be able to kill stuff.
Ranger: Np, I’m gonna thump ‘em hard and keep ‘em on the ground.
Warrior: I have high DPS, decent spiking and great armour.
Assassin: I have insane spiking and mediocre DPS.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the river…

Team 2:
Rit: I will set up a bunch of spirits to blind those nasty warriors.
Necro: I’ll hex those suckers good.
Mesmer: Watch this. I gonna ineptitude his ass.
Ele: Oh yeah, well I’m gonna blinding surge his ass.


Back to Team 1:
Monk: I didn’t bring hex/condition removal. You guys suck, I’m outta here!
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Old Mar 01, 2007, 03:50 PM // 15:50   #25
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Stereotypical views:

Warrior: Mind Says - Supreme Lord of All Classes, mouth says- "Res me you N00bs!"

Ranger: Now you see me, *uses Dodge* Now you dont!

Elementalist: Nuker LFP! Nuker LFP!

Mesmer: Mesmer? Whats a mesmer?

Monk: "Do as your Told or i wont heal you, i have the power here!"

Necromancer: "Mhahaha me and my minions Shall Rule the World!"

Ritualist: Why Bother, Ritual Lord got Nerfed!

Assassin: "Ah ha! i Kill you Fool! no w8 dont hurt me i have delicate fingers!"

Dervish: If you cant be a Melee char with self healing enchants then be a Dervish? huh?

Paragon: Bah! no one likes a Team player.
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Old Mar 01, 2007, 08:03 PM // 20:03   #26
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Stereotypical views:

Warrior says: Look at me I have a fiery Dragon sword I can solo everything maappppp. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH.

Ranger: Says "make peace not war" while eating magic mushrooms. Then proceeds to kill the nearest creatures being the party mistaken for flying pink elephants.

Elementalist says: "Look at me I am sexy you dont want to hurt me". "Look at the way I dance I am too sexy owwwww, thats it fool you are going down" then nukes them".

Mesmer says: "I told you not to mess with me". "Your brains taste quite good by the way could do with a bit of salt though".

Monk says: "Now everyone bow to me as many times as you can in the next minute, and the person who bows the most in that time gets healed the most".

Necromancer says: "Blood"? "I havnt been sucking blood what you talking about, are you acusing me of being a vampire or something"? "No thats not your friend there lieing dead just a friend look a like". Then flys off.

Ritualist says: "The spirits are against us they are".

Assassin says:"Watch your back". "O wait I attack from the front, can you look away for a second"?

Dervish says: Mess with me and ill bring the wrath of the dogs on you, I mean gods. Why are you laughing I am going to bring the wrath of the dogs on you now. Then uses avaar of grentch

Paragon: "CCCCCCCCCCCcHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG GGEEEEEEE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How come no ones following me"?
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Old Mar 04, 2007, 05:40 PM // 17:40   #27
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Warrior: I blame the team; it's their fault I'm dead! Charge in with me next time n00bz!*ragequits*

Elementalist: Nuking is the way to go! Triple Echo Meteor Shower ftw!...why don't I have any energy?!?!

beginner's land Elementalist: Lap dances 2 gp each!(I'm soooo getting rich ^_^)

Heal/Prot Monk: Man, you guys suck. Try to stay alive next time!*ragequits*

Smite Monk: Team-why are you a smiter? you told us you were prot! Smiter-I am a prot monk. Watch. *I'm using Reversal Of Fortune on Ranger Dude! I'm using Protective Spirit on Warrior Person!* see?

Assassin: *dies. blames death on closest enemy* COME ON! ME VS YOU! I'LL WIN THEN!

Random Arena teamie-Why should "I" bring rez?
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